This All Turns Into Dick After Midnight

• Designed and Printed in the USA!
• Unisex Classic Fit
• Runs True to Size. 
• See Size Chart Below:

S = 34-36"

M = 38-40

L = 42-44

XL = 46-48

2XL = 50-52

3XL = 54-56

These quality shirts are made with a blend of soft cotton and polyester. We recommend these care instructions to maximize the longevity of your swag!

• Washing: Use a gentle cycle with cold water and turn t-shirt graphics inside out. Use a gentle detergent and wash with similar colors. Avoid bleach, fabric softeners, and hydrogen peroxide.
• Drying: Tumble dry on low or medium heat, or avoid drying altogether.
• Ironing: Use a lower heat setting and add steam or water to help smooth the fabric.